I went grocery shopping yesterday. While I was in the soup aisle I had an unfortunate accident. My favorite soup, Campbell's Chunky Potato Soup with Bacon Bits (not ham, that shit is nasty), was located on the bottom shelf. Relived the soup aisle did not foil my plans I bent over to pick up several cans of soup. On my way up I managed to ram my nose on the shopping cart causing severe pain, a drop or so of blood, and teary eyes. I stood in the middle of the aisle with my hand on my nose for like a minute telling myself I wasn't going to cry.

I didn't.

But now my nose hurts like a bitch and is slightly puffy.

I'm going to need to come up with a better story in case my nose turns black and blue.